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| Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 | |
| 10:55 pm | Perspective of Early Roman History By Wilson, Wade Wilson The Cardigans defended their city when three Roman things attacked them. Big things. The Cardigans were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. Arab women stripped them of their tunics and their swords. The soldiers lay naked in the sun. This happened two thousand years ago. In just seven years, since their exodus from Tyre, the Cardigans have rebuilt a successful kingdom under the rule of Queen Dido, after their failure to break away from their 1996 single “Lovefool.” Dido’s subjects adored her and presented her with a festival of praise. Her character is perceived by Homer as even more noble when she offers asylum to Aeneas and his men, who have recently escaped from Troy. Queen Dido spent more of her young life in Homer, Alaska living with her father, King Midas. The home she grew up in did not have indoor plumbing; it had a outhouse. She and her father sometimes earned a living by singing in bars and taverns. It was from these experiences she learned to yodel . I personally love yodeling and think it should be done more often. I also like to say the word yodel. Yodel yodel yodel, yodel yodel. Yodel yodel Yodel. Yodel; yodel yodel, yodel yodel. Yodel yodel yodel, yodel. Yodel yodel. Yodel yodel yodel, "Yodel," yodel yodel. For a time, before her run-in with those zany Cardigans, Queen Dido was poverty-stricken and lived in her van while traveling about the country doing street performance and small gigs. In 2003 she was nominated for a Grammy for the song "White Flag," a touching ballad regarding her surrender to the mighty Roman empire. I wish I was naked. |
| Thursday, August 28th, 2008 | |
| 5:26 pm | I just ate an entire box of sprinkles. And then I threw up and it was all one color. Very disappointing. And who says science is dead?? |
| Monday, August 4th, 2008 | |
| 5:32 pm | I like chicken I like liver Meow Mix Meow Mix Please deliver! |
| Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 | |
| 9:56 pm | Oh my gravy I had the worst nightmare ever. First, I thought I came to LA because I got a phone call from a shmexy lady telling me to go to LA and so I went and then I lost my yellow boxes and then it was always nighttime and there were vampires everywhere and there was a giant sea monster and I was always saving this Princess Pear but she was always in the next castle and then I couldn't TALK. I'm "The Merc with a Mouth" do you know what that means when I can't talk? I'm just "The Merc" ...How boring is that!? Thank god, I woke up, I can talk, and my little yellow boxes are right.... ......OH MY GOD I'M STILL IN LOS ANGELES! CURSE YOU KERRY!!!! |
| Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 | |
| 5:59 pm | Hello internet!! I have an important message for you!! ....Poop. |
| Thursday, January 31st, 2008 | |
| 8:56 pm | chimichanga, chimichanga chimichanga, chimichanga chimichanga, chimichanga oh-oh, chimichanga r-r-r-rock me chimichanga! |